~FIGHT CLUB NYC
FILE UNDER: 3 REASONS WHY I LOVE NEW YORK FRIGGIN CITY
or, why we have artists drawing unearthly children . . .
1. FAMOUS LAST WORDS / or KIM and KHLOE GET ATTACKED in OUR TOWN !!
PHOTO FROM: hiphoprx.com via TMZ
yeah, well that’s what you get, Khloe when you take on New York Friggin City !!
wasn’t it just this past Wed Oct 6th that she was quoted in PAGE SIX – ” . . . I can’t think of two hotter bitches to be strutting around the streets of Manhattan . . . Get ready New York?”
as if.
as if we want a DASH in Soho !!
must have been a riot to see Khloe dive after her run-away rock – she’s lucky somebody didn’t snag it.
yeah we know Fight Club.
see: KIM AND KHLOE GET ROUGHED UP in NEW YORK
see: FIGHT New York ! Kim & Khloe Attacked
see: Kim Kardashian Attacked/TMZ
2. THE WOULD-BE LOVE GOV/NYC STYLE !!
while we are at it – can somebody please tell CARL PALADINO running for Governor of New York State under the tea party banner – to crawl back under the slimy rock from which he came . . the guy doesn’t have a clue as to how depressing he really is. it’s not that you had affairs, dimwit – it’s that your wife is crying throughout the entire interview, and apparently has no outside life – you not only lied to her for ten years about your ‘love child’ – but had your children, who were close to her – the ‘love kid’ – lie to their mother, your wife – about the situation too – for ten years. til one got killed in a car crash – and then you came clean ? that is so freaky – it is beyond belief. she says you are “never home for dinner”, and you have his/hers living rooms – never mind bedrooms – but the mistress – who you claim the romance ended with – when the child was conceived 10 years ago – “it was brief” says the wife. okay . . . if you say so – the mistress says you “are a great guy” and you are there “every night to tuck the kid into bed”. and com’on NEW YORK POST – where are the wicked PAGE SIX cartoons of him with his pants pulled down – exposing lip-sticked boxers. like you do Spitzer and Clinton. and, no ANDREA PEYSER, this is not one big happy meshuganah family. take it from one of the tribe – meshuganah is TINA FEY, not CARL PALADINO !!
hey man – did you consider going – Mormon ?
here’s the main one: PALADINO’S WIFE TELLS OF MANY HEARTACHES …/NEW YORK POST
3. IT’S RIGGED, DUDE.
and finally, though the Post is down for the lack of mean Paladino cartoons – it pops back up for the count – for this quote in the business section today:
“outgoing White House economics adviser LARRY SUMMERS . . . said this in a speech at the Harvard Club (in NYC)
today – ‘When I read that the financial industry spent a million dollars per member of Congress lobbying . . . I come to have more sympathy with some of those who have been critical of the sector’.”
duh. history lesson 101.
see: NOT FOR THE BOOKS/NEW YORK POST
who’s your daddy ? the founding fathers had slaves and apparently even Washington was pretty sketchy bout it, (and the Appalachian whiskey laws, too). so go figure. it’s in our blood. maybe it’s a good thing. a little get-over artist in everybody makes the world go round ?
I’m not even gonna get into that ridiculous CAROL VOGEL – ‘BLAST OF BRASH’ – puff piece in the New York Times – or – the hi-end hairdresser meets MAURIZIO CATTELAN – it doesn’t even look like Stephanie Seymour. though it made for colorful fluff – I have to admit. well since – I’m already on a roll – may as well go for it – go figure – “but the biggest star of all is ‘Men in Her Life’ a 1962 Warhol painting based on an image of Elizabeth Taylor . . . that may sell for around $50 million.” It goes on, “Mr. Segalot pried the Warhol out of the private collection of the Mugrabi family.” ever watch ‘American Pickers’ ? this reminds me of when they find the guy who has every oil can – under the sun – and it starts to look stupid. what, no George Condos.
see: Blast of Brash/NEW YORK TIMES
and Cinders is getting gentrified. enough with the commercially backed and salary guaranteed – but Indie ? Soho gallery holes, I mean spaces – ghosts of Jeffery Deitch dance before my very eyes. no. you are not rock n’ roll – hey, you are the one toting the ass-hole embossed leather clutch – not me.
while our unearthly children are being orphaned. that is, unless some 4 star user hotel – hole or salon – no diff – just downtown vs uptown – comes along just in the nick of time . . . and snaps your long nutured young artist – up from under your sweet ass – loser – indie feet.
FIGHT CLUB NEW YORK CITY – !! – BRING IT ON, BITCHES !!
hey, ya. I got a shot of the embossed ass-hole bag – hold on a minute, I’m gonna find it. this is gonna get me shot, I know it.
well, they don’t call me ‘crack’ – for naught.
but who is gonna believe it, otherwise ?
file under: cooler. way cooler . . than cool.
KATHY GRAYSON and TAYLOR McKIMENS at the inaugural opening of the HOLE. Soho. Spring 2010.
what they say. a picture is worth a thousand words.
I got a quilt – with a message, too. it says “HA HA HA – it couldn’t get any better, unless you were a golden retriever.”
NANCY SMITH. repaired quilt, with SNOOPY textile, finished Spring 2010.
PHOTOS: COPYRIGHT NANCY SMITH – UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED.